Mac-Rat Screenshots

  • Me. Setting the record straight.
  • Black and white, Mac Plus style. Very slimming.
  • Clasp. Uninvited. Again.
  • I always get the last word.
  • Santa cap and scarf, December 18 through New Year's Eve.
  • Halloween. I go as a mouse. Terrifying.
  • My closet. Every hat's got a holiday.
  • Look for the cheese wheel in your menu bar. That's my place.
  • Right-click me. Go ahead. I'll allow it.
  • How rude, how often, and what gets a comment out of me.
  • How I look and how I sound. Both great.
  • My material. Write your own if you think you're funnier.
  • About me. It's short. So am I.
  • My speech therapist. Tell me how it's said. I'll try.